Last week Samu the rogue russian tortoise agent escaped from a Hungarian prison facility, to meet up with her secret agency and take over the world. If you see this tortoise, please dial 555-REDALERT immediately, and report her whereabouts. Do not attempt to stop her or interfere in any way, she is armed with cuteness and she is dangerously stupid.
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Mission Impossible: Escape of the russian tortoise
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Oct